marmite.
i poke you with my butter knife.
you are swirly and brown.
i then toss the knife away
it has been tainted
by you.
marmite.
You are an imitation.
a low quality replica.
you are a fiend in my pantry.
who purchased you?
and why do they live in my house?
marmite.
sometimes i think you're just lonely.
does anybody really love you?
or are they just confused.
on their way to discovering the true path
to greater spreads.
oh marmite
just
marmite.
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I've actually never had it. Looks kinda' scary, though.
and the ones who have say its disgusting.
i guess if i didnt grow up with it , i would probably find it disgusting too. its really strong and has a weird taste, its not sweet at all. its almost sour
I'm not a big toast person, though, so even if I did ever actually find it, I'd have no idea what to do with it. Would Vegemite turn me into a toast person?